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e ta-ney molya resti pa dom sole. Al ke sinior Braun es wek, kran in banishamba fa-rupti, also ela telefoni-voki akwatuber.

Yuan lai pa aksham e repari kran in kelke minuta. Afte fini, ta dai a madam Braun den bil pur gunsa.

Ela kan it duran kelke sekunda, poy shwo: "Yur prais es tro gao, bu ver? Yu jan ku, iven ti lai a dom na leker kosti meno."

"Ya, me jan se," akwatuber jawabi. "Me jan se muy hao, bikos me bin leker bifoo ke me pai sey gunsa kelke mes bak."

Har e mustash

Al bi skola-gela, Meri Smit yao-te bikam talimer, bikos ela gro-lubi kindas. Ewalaa al hev dwashi-un yar, ela begin talimi in syao skola. Ela es hao talimer, ela ridi mucho kun kindas tuhun. Li pri ela.

Undey un gela de elay klas shwo: "Mis Smit, way man-ney har fa-grey bifoo ta-ney mustash e barba?"

Meri ridi e jawabi: "Me bu jan, Helena. Way suy har fa-grey bifoo mustash e barba?"

"Me toshi bu jan, mis Smit," Helena jawabi, "bat he eventi tak an may patra." Otre kindas in klas ridi al audi se.

Poy un boy shwo: "Me jan, mis Smit. Man-ney har sempre fa-grey pa un-ney bikos it es pa shi-sit yar pyu lao kem mustash e barba."

Buvere brata

Molli bin sole gela pa elay gata, bat, al ke ela hev ot yar, otre gela en-habiti in kontra-ney dom. Nove gela toshi hev ot yar. Ela nami Joan. Joan hev dwa brata. Dwa gela bu go a same skola, bat li sun begin plei pa hunta afte skola.

Undey Joan lai a dom, pi milka, chi biskwit, poy go a Molli-ney dom. Ela shwo a swa-ney amiga: "Swasti, Molli. Yu lai-bu-lai a may dom fo plei? Me hev gro-hao nove geim."

Molli jawabi: "Skusi, Joan, bat may mata bu permiti ke me plei kun yu sedey, bikos yur brata Jorj zai hev lengitura, e ela bu yao ke me toshi pai it."

"Oo, problema yok, Molli," Joan jawabi kway. "Pa fakta, Jorj bu es may vere brata. Ta es may stif-brata."

Gande handas

Maik es syao boy, e ta heni sabun e akwa. Tri o char ves kada dey mata shwo a ta: "Maik, yur handas snova es muy gande. Go ba woshi li." Bat pa fakta Maik neva woshi li hao. Ta sol pon li inu akwa fo kelke sekunda e poy mah li aus snova.

Onkla e tia de Maik jivi in otre urba. Undey li lai a she Maik-ney mata-patra, e ley syao son Ted lai kun li tuhun. Tedi es pa un yar meno yash-ney kem Maik, e ta toshi heni sabun e akwa.

Dwa boy resti in dom kun mata-patra duran kelke minuta, poy go aus. Al ke li es sole, Maik kan Tedi-ney handas e shwo garwem: "May handas es pyu gande kem yur-las!"

"Sertem," Tedi jawabi ira-nem, "yu es ya pa un yar pyu lao kem me."

Pregi-truk

Piter hev shi yar. Undey ta-ney amiga Paul shwo a ta: "Piter, me sal hev janmadey-pati pa sitdi. Yu lai ku?"

Piter kwesti mata, ela shwo: "Ya, yu mog go." Ela telefoni a Paul-ney mata fo ladi.

Bifoo ke Piter go a pati pa sitdi, ta-ney mata shwo a ta: "Piter, bye fogeti bi latif. Bye pregi chia. Weiti til ke oni dai it a yu."

"Hao, mami," Piter jawabi e go a she Paul bay bisikla.

Pa pati ye mucho kinda. Li plei pa hunta duran un ora, poy Paul-ney mata dai a li koy chia, bat ela fogeti dai chia a Piter. Ta weiti latifem duran kelke taim, poy lifti swa-ney pyata e shwo lautem: "Ob koywan nidi prival klin pyata?"

Hao boy

Nora hev shi-sit yar. Ela hev syao brata. Elay-brata-ney nam es Jim. Koyves Jim shali gro, bat ta mah Nora ridi mucho, also ela lubi ta e sempre es karim versu ta.

Undey ela zai go fon dom a shop, ewalaa ela vidi un syao boy lopi-she versu ela. Ta lopi muy kway. Wen ta blisifi, ela fa-astoni por vidi ke es Jim.

"Swasti, Jim," Nora krai. "Way yu zai lopi tanto kway?"

Jim bu stopi, bat mavi handa a sista e krai-jawabi: "Me zai trai reteni dwa boy fon batala."

Nora fa-astoni snova. Ela ridi e shwo: "Es ya muhim zunsa fo syao boy, bu ver? Yu bu zwo tal dela oftem. Hu es sey dwa boy?"

"Es Tom e me," Jim jawabi al lopi for muy kway along gata.

Auto de familia

Henk jivi-te in syao urba, bat poy ta pai gunsa in gran urba e en-habiti dar kun swa-ney molya e dwa kinda tuhun.

Pa un-ney sitdi in ley nove dom, Henk mah swa-ney nove auto aus garaja e zai woshi it, al ke ta-ney visin zai go pas. Al vidi Henk-ney nove auto, visin stopi e kan it duran un minuta. Poy Henk turni e vidi ta. Visin shwo: "Es ya prival auto. Ob es yu-ney?"

"Koyves," Henk shwo.

Visin fa-astoni. "Koyves ku?" ta shwo. "Kwo yu maini?"

"Wel," Henk jawabi lentem, "wen ye pati in urba, it perteni a may docha Jein. Wen koylok ye futbol-match, it perteni a may son Jo. Afte ke me woshi it, al ke it aspekti muy prival e klin, it perteni a may molya. E wen it nidi bensin, it es me-ney."

Semafor-luma

Alisa es gela do dwashi-tri yar. Ela es mednana in gran hospital. Ela es muy karim, e oli elay pasienta gro-pri ela.

Undey ela zai fai kuping e vidi un lao gina kel zai weiti dabe pai krosi mange gata. Alisa toshi yao krosi gata, also ela go-lai a toy lao gina fo ofri helpa. Afte blisifi, Alisa turan ridi e shwo: "Madam Herman! Yu bin may pasienta pa bifoo-ney yar!"

Madam Herman joi gro por vidi ela.

"Me ve helpi yu krosi gata, madam Herman," Alisa shwo.

"Oo, danke gro, Alisa," madam Herman shwo e en-stepi avan.

"Non, non, madam Herman," Alisa kway shwo. "Weiti ba! Semafor-luma es haishi rude."

"Oo," madam Herman shwo al stepi bak. "Me mog fasilem krosi gata pa sole, wen semafor-luma es grin."

Guytaa de kosas

Jon chu USA in yar 1969 dabe gun in Afrika. Es garme in Afrika, e afte lai bak a USA in yar 1979, Jon shwo a swa: "Nau es mucho pyu lenge hir kem bin bifoo ke me go wek. Me sal kupi elektre warmiser. Yoshi olo es mucho pyu guy."

Pa lai-she dey Jon go a shop dabe kupi elektre warmiser. Vender diki a ta tri o char la do farke sorta, poy shwo: "E sey-la es nuy zuy hao elektre warmiser. It kosti mucho mani, bat it spari haf de yur elektritaa, e elektritaa es muy guy nau, bu ver?"

"Ya, it es gro-guy," Jon jawabi, "e se zai fa-buhao kada yar."

Ta kan elektre warmiser atentem, dumi duran kelke sekunda, poy shwo: "Wel, me ve pren dwa sey-la, plis, e dan me ve spari ol may elektritaa."

Jawabi-darba

Stiv hev shi-un yar e ta-ney brata Tim hev sem la. Li go a same skola e li ambi gro-pri sporta e geim. Li yoshi pri batali, bat ley mata bu joi wen li batali kun otre boys.

Kelke dey bak Tim lopi-lai a dom e go uupar a swa-ney shamba. Ta-ney brata toshi es dar, ta zai audi musika. Ta lifti kapa al ke Tim zin, shwo: "Way yu plaki, Tim?"

"Bikos Hari he darbi me," ta-ney meno-yash-ney brata shwo. Hari es boy in skola, e li oftem batali kun mutu.

Stiv ridi e shwo: "Ob yu jawabi-darbi, o sim en-plaki kom bebi e lopi a dom a mama?"

"Me jawabi-darbi!" Tim shwo ira-nem. "Me jawabi-darbi pa un-ney, e poy ta darbi me."

Doga-kusa

Billi jivi pa kalme gata in gran urba. Koyves ta-ney mata pren ta a parka fo plei, bat wen ela mangi, ta plei pa gata. Undey pa aksham Billi-ney patra dai a ta un jamile nove bol, e pa lai-she